L.A. Rag Mag

Ask Corey Haim and Corey Feldman ANYTHING! They’re still available.

laragmag — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:01:00 +0000

Amazingly, when MSN TV conceived of an online advice column penned by not one, but both halves of the two-headed ’80s Hollywood heartthrob hydra known as “the Coreys,” both Corey Haim and Corey Feldman were available for the gig! Here’s how it works:

Got a question about your relationship? Ask them. Need advice on breaking into the acting biz? Ask away. Want to know what it was like to work with Kiefer Sutherland? Ask them, already! The best questions will be featured in the column and answered personally by each Corey. So, go ahead, Corey-maniacs, ask away.

Yes, all you Corey-maniacs, i.e. all you 29- to 35-year-old women suffering from a stifling psychological condition that prevents you from letting go of the past: This is your lucky day! Finally, your former Tiger Beat coverboy crushes can address the burning issues holding you back from self-fulfillment, such as, “Dear Coreys: I once made my mother drive nine hours so I could see you at a mall appearance, and when I got there, they told me the event was overattended and turned me away, but that if I sent a letter to the address on a slip of paper, that you’d both send me autographed photos. Anyway, I never got those pictures, and ever since, I’ve had a string of abusive relationships and tumbled into a deadly cycle of addiction. Any advice? Signed, Jilted at the Galleria.”

Ask The Coreys A Question By Clicking Here

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YOU DECIDE – K fed or Cutting Edge?

laragmag — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:44:00 +0000

Alex always swears he had the homo hawk before everyone else got it, and always tries to cut his hair a few years before everyone else. He just has a knack for hair trends ok, don’t question him.

Until recently he may have gone too far, when he asked some hairstylist at Rudy’s in The Standard if she could cut lines in his hair, she suggested the eyebrows, and then hacked him to death.

He swears it’s cool and even looks better now grown in, Lynn begs to differ.

You decide, leave a comment.

SLUT ALERT! Fantasia leaves nothing to Fantasy

laragmag — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:08:00 +0000

We all ignored the warning signs, and voted for Fantasia to win American Idol but she deserved it,that bitch can sing, and she made Lynn cry during her rendition of Summertime, which is still on our Ipod.

Let’s face it, Fantasia in a hoochie mama who likes to get it on!

We knew her past would come and smack us in the face, I mean she does have like a 9 year old daughter, and here it is. Some asshole hacked into her cell phone and found these “fuck me pics” of a suggestive nature.

How is Oprah’s team going to cover up this one HUH!?

Sanjaya Goes to Washington

laragmag — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Take it from us, the 5 months after you are off a reality show are the best five months of you life so eat it up Sangina. Sure you will always be a little famous but we could bet you a million dollars in a year from now you won’t be invited by People Magazine to the White House.

Sanjaya looks good, but we don’t know if we’d bring our pot smoking mother ( search blog for full story on Sanjaya’s pot loving mother) to meet the prez, she might light up a doobie in the bathroom and ruin the whole thing!

She looks like she could use a hit or two right now.

SSShhhh, our best deal finds in LA

laragmag — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:46:00 +0000

So you want to know where designers, frugal celebs, and Lynn and Alex shop for their furniture? It’s a mystical, magical, rat infested place called downtown.

Every fag worth his weight in rainbows knows that the best furniture and decor deals are dowtown but no one knows where to go and you can easily become confused on those streets and end up in a crack house.

So we did the work for you…just don’t tell anyone else.

BEST ACCESORIES:

The Dock Downtown
1481 East 4th St.
323-446-0281X201
Free Parking
thedockdowntownwebsite

Here we are buying two increddible chairs for our dinning room table $125 a piece, we also bought a huge lamp for $65, plus you can get gorgeous Pottery Barn like accessories for under $20! Great for birthday gifts, house warmings, ect.

The helpers at the store have great asses

Great haul and all of it for under $500

Alec’s Apology

laragmag — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:40:00 +0000

Alec’s publicist is working over time and the heads over at NBC that thought they had a hit on their hands with 30 Rock, are putting Alec on damage control. That bitch Kim, leaked the tape and got what she wanted, so here’s Alec’s Apology to you the viewer. Wow, celebrities losing their temper is becaoming just as entertaining as when they drink and drive!

“Although I have been told by numerous people not to worry too much, as all parents lose their patience with their kids,(yeah but most parents won’t put it on Youtube) I am most saddened that this was released to the media because of what it does to a child( he really means him),” he wrote. “I’m sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation for many years now(A fuck you to Kim). You have to go through this to understand. Although I hope you never do. I am sorry for what happened. But I am equally sorry that a court order was violated( Whoa here come the lawyers kids cover your eyes!), which had deliberately been put under seal in this case.”

Kelly’s Best Buy, Guitar Hero 2

laragmag — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:24:00 +0000

Kelly Clarkson was at our local Best Buy on La Brea and Santa Monica, grabbing up handfuls of stuff.

This is one of those very rare and unpredictable Kelly sightings, since she doesn’t live in LA it’s hard to catch her sometimes. Or she’ll appear and then disappear all over again. Perhaps that’s where she drew the theme of her new music video where she plays a ghost and is dressed all in white.

If you look closely you can see that she bought two Guitar Heros for Xbox360, which we named the best game of 2007 and we could KICK HER ASS ON IT!

Cameron Diaz WASTED!

laragmag — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 17:33:00 +0000

See!

This is what happens when you go to Paris Hilton’s house, she’s gets you fucking wasted but you can still leave looking sexy!

We wonder if they actually make each other up before they leave the house with all the free shit they get. Like, do their make up and throw on a new Versace shirt right before you leave, they’re in a basket by the door.

Whatever happend inside the house, Cameron looks like she’s ready to get nailed and forget about how it was by tomorrow morning.

Kelly Clarkson’s DESPERATE PHONE CALL

laragmag — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 17:27:00 +0000

A DESPERATE PHONE CALL WE’D MAKE TO KELLY IF WE HAD HER NUMBER:

Hey Kel, it’s L and A what’s going on?

Well I called for a reason….to tell you something…

Kelly we love you girl, and that’s why we think we can talk to you like a true friend. You know, woman to woman.

Hon, um….we think it’s time you…..you know…get on the Zone! It’s a crazy new diet and all the celebs are doing it because they deliver delicious meals to your door and it’s like 1000 bucks a month.

I know Kel, I know, but the lesbian rumors are getting out of control, and honestly girl the weight is not helping.

Ok well think about it and make sure you burn that dress when we get off the phone.

Ok….love you…keep your chins up….ok…besitos!

Vanessa Williams, Kristin Chenoweth and more get NAKED

laragmag — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 17:22:00 +0000

Vanessa L. Williams, Kristin Chenoweth, Carla Gugino, Cassie Ventura and Marley Shelton decided to pose nude for Allure’s “Look Better Naked” pictorial by Michael Thompson. All celebs are posing completely naked but unfortunately they are hiding their private parts.

If we had a gun to our head and had to chose one to sleep with, ( you know you play that game all the time too) we would choose Kristin because after the sex was done she could seranade us to sleep with a song from Wicked. Or better yet something from Gypsy!