A DESPERATE PHONE CALL WE’D MAKE TO KELLY IF WE HAD HER NUMBER:
Hey Kel, it’s L and A what’s going on?
Well I called for a reason….to tell you something…
Kelly we love you girl, and that’s why we think we can talk to you like a true friend. You know, woman to woman.
Hon, um….we think it’s time you…..you know…get on the Zone! It’s a crazy new diet and all the celebs are doing it because they deliver delicious meals to your door and it’s like 1000 bucks a month.
I know Kel, I know, but the lesbian rumors are getting out of control, and honestly girl the weight is not helping.
Ok well think about it and make sure you burn that dress when we get off the phone.
Ok….love you…keep your chins up….ok…besitos!
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